Mellbergs Memoirs

There's a new arrival in Swede's household

Understandably lads, I am very proud as you can imagine. I am sure players like Steve Phillips and Judas, er, I mean Andy Baker, felt the same when their children were born. If it wasn’t for Dutch writing this all I would tell you how proud I feel!

Thanks anyway for all you supportive messages recently. I will bring her to a game when she grows up a little. For now it is too fucking cold to be honest!

On another note boys, there has been a lot of speculation about why I don’t shower after a game. Basically, to clear it up, I have Turbo Spunk! And if any of you get in the way or catch the slightest spot of my mini me’s, you’ll end up having one of the above.

Hope that clears things up! Look forward to seeing you all at the Christmas Do.