7 - Stuart Duncan

Nickname : Hollywood/Scottish Div

Age :

24

DOB :

19 / 05 / 1983

Position :

Centre Forward / Winger

Supports : 

Tottenham Hotspur

Special Power:

The Stepover

Club Honours: 

Supporters Player of the Year 06/07

Top Goalscorer

 04/05 - 19

Players Player of the Year 04/05

In Brief : Recently Stu has decided to take up being gay! He now plays Rugby on Saturdays where he enjoys nothing more than to feel up and be felt up by overgrown hairy men with funny ears and teeth missing! On the plus side we have recently seen dramatic improvements to Duncs' overall work rate, hold up play and fitness. Already highly regarded as the best finisher within The Downs, if he continues to work hard he could be pushing Gary for top spot in the scoring charts this season.